Showing my Stripes

Showing my stripes
What a surprise! Shocked are you? HaHa. First impressions are very important and most people will decide if they love you or hate you in the first three minutes. Will it help that I display my zebra stripes right off?
Where did I get the feeling that you are comfortable with my naked belly? Doesn't matter! You saw it anyway and I must believe that you are as impressed as I am. Or not.